The Most Sexual Food Song Lyrics Of All Time

LYRIC: “I love you like a fat kid love cake.”

In the world of snack-inspired lyrics, you’ve gotta mention “21 Questions.” It’s pretty, simple really. “Love you like a fat kid love cake.” Me too, Fiddy. Me too.

LYRIC: “I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns.”

I really can’t blame the Bloodhound Gang here; anyone who’s ever been to Waffle House knows there’s only one way to enjoy those hash browns. And anyone’s who’s ever enjoyed … never mind.

LYRIC: “So I let her lick the wrapper …”

No surprises here, folks. You can’t make a round-up of sexual food songs without mentioning Lil Wayne’s Lollipop. With lines like ‘call me, so I can make it juicy for you,’ and ‘so I let her lick the wrapper,’ it’s pretty clear that Lil Wayne’s offering himself up as a lil’ snack.

LYRIC: “Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.”

There’s nothing like a roll in the metaphorical sand to get your mind going, and Steve Miller Band puts us right in the steamy beach moment with his lovey dovey lyrics. ‘Peaches’ are basically the classic rock version of Fergie’s ‘lovely lady lumps,’ and if the speaker’s self-described characteristics are any indication, he can shake our tree anytime.

LYRIC: “He like to call me peaches when we get this nasty.”

The peach emoji makes a guest star in this Queen Bey fan favorite, and it. is. iconic. Anyone who’s ever sent a racy peach via iMessage knows the subtext of that sext, and Bey’s paying homage to all of it in Partition. Buzz on, Queen.

LYRIC: “Squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right outta bed.”

Nothing says loaded food bedroom language like juice running down someone’s leg. Aaaand I should’ve quit this article a looong, long time ago.

LYRIC: “I’m looking for Mrs. Bubble Gum, I’m Mr. Chik-O-Stick, I wanna dun dun dunt. ‘Cause you so thick. Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for a long time … Shake that Laffy Taffy.”


I’m not totally sure what the Laffy Taffy is representative of in this song, but I’ve got a pretty good guess. And while D4L gets points for the liberal use of food metaphors, this song kills my appetite. Moving right along.

LYRIC: “Clickin’ by your house about two forty-five, with a sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise. I got a cherry popsicle right on time, a big stick, momma, that’ll blow your mind. ‘Cause I’m your ice cream man, I’m a one-man band, I’m your ice cream man, honey. I’ll be good to you.”

Here’s what I know about musicians and the general public: apparently we’ve all got some weird subliminal food fetishes to work out — particularly with ice cream. Tom Waits has a big stick for you, mama, and a strawberry sundae surprise. Hope you’re hungry.

LYRIC: “Swingin’ in there ’cause she wanted me to feed her, so I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater”

Ah, I just … I just can’t.

LYRIC: “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, ‘it’s better than yours.’ Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge. La la, la la la, warm it up.”

Kelis loses points for throwing ‘warm it up’ into the mix (who warms up a milkshake?), but everything else is right on point. Speaking of milkshakes, odds are, Kelis won’t be sharing her secret recipe any time soon. I mean, she could teach you, but she’d have to charge.

LYRIC: “Cuttin’ up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes. Girl, you look so sexy while you’re doin’ the damn thing.”

Now that’s what I call an appetizer. You know what they say about certain foods being aphrodisiacs, and it looks like R. Kelly went and got himself a great big bite.

LYRIC: “Ch-ch-ch-cherries on the top man. B-butterscotch jam. P-put me some nuts in them cups. That’s what’s up man. That’s my ice cream, that’s my Ice Cream Man.”

If ever there were a queen of take-it-or-leave-it-lyrics, it’s Miss Nikki Minaj. This super-bae has no problem putting it all there, and always finds a clever way to drape her lyrics in innuendo. And what can we say? The girl likes her nuts.