36 Hilariously Over-The-Top Erotic Cakes That Are Definitely Not Safe For Work

Pixelated Penis Cake

Crazy erotic cakes are trending—and frankly, it seems like cake bakers are straight-up trying to out-do each other. So we figured, just in time for bachelorette season, we’ll present some of the most insane designs we’ve seen—without comment. Please don’t shoot the messenger.

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Black Tie Affair

Courtesy of Lé Bakery Sensual in Denver, CO

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The Classic

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA in Miami, FL

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The Sexy Bentley

Courtesy of The Cake Store: London’s Favorite Cake Maker in London, England

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Under the Bubbles

Courtesy of Verusca on deviantART

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(In Da) Club Sandwich

Courtesy of The Cake Store: London’s Favorite Cake Maker in London, England

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The Sperminator

Courtesy of Sweet n’ Nasty: New England’s Premier Adult Bakery in Boston, MA

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The Sexy Secretary

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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Spongebob The Stud

Courtesy of Vamos a cociMar

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The Red Cake of Pain

Courtesy of Richard’s Cakes in Manchester, England

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In Your Dreams, Chris

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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Penis Pops

Courtesy of Mónica Cupcakes

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The Safe Word

Courtesy of MJ’s Cakesin New Zealand

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The Sheet Cake

Courtesy of MINANA La Dolça Temptació

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A Hand in Marriage

Courtesy of Adult Cakes by Kim in Houston, TX

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Make A Wish and Blow

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA in Houston, TX

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Breast Wishes

Courtesy of Isabella’s Creations in Brooklyn, NY

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Eat Me

Courtesy of Hot Chocolate in New Orleans, LA

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UnLEASHed

Courtesy of Lé Bakery Sensual in Denver, CO

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Miss Whiplash

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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The Pop-Up

Courtesy of Caketopolis

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A Good Man is Hard to Come By

Courtesy of Forest Hills Bakery in Brooklyn, NY

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Billiards Rack

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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Working Hard

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA in Seattle, WA

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Double Time

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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The Cocky Rodrigo

Courtesy of Sweet n’ Nasty: New England’s Premier Adult Bakery in Boston, MA

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A Brief Encounter

Courtesy of Erotic Baking in New York, NY

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Slippery When Wet

Courtesy of Cake Designs in Las Vegas, NV

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Love Awaits

Courtesy of Daily Dinner Table

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A Dick For A Dick

Courtesy of Sweet n’ Nasty: New England’s Premier Adult Bakery in Boston, MA

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London Cake
How To Get A Car

Courtesy of The London Cake Company in London, England